Penelope Lincoln

Penelope "Nell" Lincoln was the original name of a person who stayed at the Inn in 2007, where she was transformed into Jeremy Boyd. She was a sportscaster from San Francisco, CA. She had played volleyball and lacrosse in college before messing up her ankle. She mostly covered lacrosse games for the San Francisco Dragons.

She, along with her agent and boyfriend R.J., were given a reservation to the Inn as an "apology" by Jeremy Boyd, who had tried to pick Nell up while working in P.R. for the Oakland Raiders.

Physically, she is described as tall and healthy-looking, with a perfect tan, light brown hair, wide brown eyes and perfect teeth. According to Art, "She looked like she spent a lot of time in the gym, but it didn't leave her looking mannish, just strong. She could [kick ass] at volleyball, and look good doing it."

After staying at the Inn, she transformed into Jeremy Boyd and was arrested for going AWOL, while Arthur Milligan was made to transform into her.

She was dishonorably discharged and went to Jeremy's hometown of Nashville, where she met Jeremy's on-again-off-again girlfriend Daisy, whom he had impregnated. Determined to take responsibility for her predecessor's mistakes, she took full ownership of the Jeremy Boyd identity and ceded her original life to Art.