Jordan James

'''Jordan "J.J." James''' was a roommate of Ashlyn Shelley in 2006. She is described by Jake as being "classically beautiful," with blonde hair and blue eyes, a nice figure, and an intelligent, stylish look that brings to mind dinner parties and operas, in contrast to Ashlyn's more overtly sexual appearance. Similar to his impression of Logan, this inspires a degree of jealousy in Jake, who laments: "If I have to be a woman, why couldn’t I be more like her? I feel a bit freakish, like a sexy cartoon woman instead of a real woman."

Jordan enjoyed going drinking and dancing with Ashlyn due to the attention she attracted: Ashlyn had a "trick" to pay any bar tab by standing on the table and saying "This is my tab, going once, going twice...!" at which point men would flock over for the chance to pay for Ashlyn's drinks, along with her friends.